Hello, my name is Leah and I am addicted to my iPad.
Like any addiction, it started harmlessly enough. When my old mp3 player died a couple years ago, I got a vibrant pink iPod; when the same happened to my old PC, I replaced it with a Mac Mini. At this point, I was converted to the Apple ways, but felt like it was just a healthy appreciation for a line of reliable, simple, elegant products. Then, last fall, I saw “The Ad”.
It looked so cool! I felt like a kid who wanted a toy… one way out of my price range. So I swept my iPad dreams aside. Sure, it would be cool, and maybe even useful for school, but I could do without one. No, it definitely wasn’t worth it. I really didn’t need it. Really.
Just after I had convinced myself that I really, really didn’t need one, though, my dad won one at a conference. Even better, my family (graciously) decided that I was the one in the family who would be able to use it most since I was in school. I was ecstatic. It was a beautiful, magical gadget and I spoiled it thoroughly. I named it (“Mononoke“), bought it a beautiful case to keep it safe, and bought a pricy Gelaskin to make it unique and even more beautiful. Within a few weeks after getting my iPad, I didn’t know how I had ever gotten along without it. How could I have possibly lived without having access to the internet constantly at my fingers? How could I have ever gone without playing Angry Birds or Robot Unicorn Attack? And as a humanities student with tons of readings, I saved a ton of money by using my iPad instead of printing everything out. I had a wonderful year with Mononoke, but all things must come to an end.
My parents live out in the boonies, you see, so their internet service sucks. Their connection is so inconsistent that I’ve gotten accustomed to thinking that they don’t have any access at all when I visit. That’s frustrating for me, but even more frustrating for my mother who has to live with it! So when I last visited them in Kamloops, we had the brilliant idea of testing my iPad’s 3G connection to see if it would work more consistently. The experiment was a success; the iPad’s connection actually worked, which was a step up from what they had before. So it was decided that my mom would keep my 3G-capable iPad and I would get a new iPad 2 (without 3G, saving a bunch of money since I’m always near free Wi-Fi). This plan was win-win: I would get a brand spanking new iPad 2 and my mom would have access to good internet. But I didn’t realize that getting a new iPad wouldn’t be as simple as going up to Future Shop and getting one the next day. They’re so in demand that nobody has any in stock; I would have to order one, and suffer two to three weeks of iPad deprivation.
I thought I was prepared for this until I left Kamloops. I felt something missing on the trip back to Victoria, and by the next morning I was thoroughly disgruntled that I couldn’t check Facebook while watching TV (as is my usual routine). I was angry that I couldn’t play Angry Birds. In a couple short weeks, my Facebook and Google Reader checking has been cut drastically, and I still find myself looking for my iPad. It didn’t take me too long to again realize the obvious: I have an addiction. Now does this mean I have realized how dependent I am on technology so I am going to cut back? Hell no! I already ordered a new pink cover and adorable Gelaskin for my iPad 2, have already named it (“Mononoke II”), and am tracking its progress online from the factory in China to my door. If it gets here tomorrow (like it’s supposed to) I am going to jump up and down hysterically like a child who’s been given an espresso shot.